A note from the #StickChild school of management to remind us… “Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored”.
Originally posted on InspGuilfoyle:
Whilst flicking through TV channels recently, I came across a consumer advice programme, where the reporter was researching the effectiveness of self-administered ‘detox’ products. The TV crew followed her for three days as she consumed nothing but ‘specially formulated’ fruit and vegetable juice drinks of various colours. At the end of the experiment, she visited a nutrition expert to discuss the results.
I have recreated the conversation that followed, with the help of my Stick People…
The reporter seemed surprised…
The expert’s assessment wasn’t that well-received…
The exchange made me chuckle, as it reminded me of this sort of thing…
Standby for the chap on the left to say, “Thanks Stick Child – that’s really helpful. I know what I must do!”
Oh dear. As writer Aldous Huxley said in 1927:
“Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored”.
It would appear that @kthopkins got a new arse ripped for her opinionated views on #depression
Originally posted on J BARLOW:
Earlier today it came to my attention that you had tweeted your opinions about depression – the biggest mental health issue that faces this country, bar your ignorance.
Many believe that the opinions you spout are nothing more than a cry for attention much like when a dog defecates for the attention of its owner, which ironically is a form of separation anxiety.
When I read your tweets I was not surprised that you had decided to shit on the floor in the hopes of a reaction – Something you have done many times and will probably continue to do until you fade away into obscurity.
Unfortunately this is not the Big Brother house so you cannot be voted out and we cannot turn you down as you did to Lord Alan Sugar – because, like a bad smell you return to fill the nose of society with…
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What do you want from future policing? See the results of this survey. Although it isn’t ” the most scientific survey you’ll ever come across” the answers are still valid.
Originally posted on RetiredAndAngry:
Firstly I would like to thank every single one of you that took a few minutes to answer the questions. About 165 of you took the time to answer the questions, although not everybody answered all the questions, but at least it has given me a better idea of what YOU the Public want the shape of the Police Service to be, a heartfelt Thank You.
It hasn’t been the most scientific survey you’ll ever come across but it’s methodology is just as valid as some of the Milky Bar Kid’s surveys, so I hope that’s OK.
The Polls are now closed, don’t try voting now as your might not be counted (trust me, it won’t)
So, here goes, these are YOUR answers to my questions;
A police pay committee recommends cutting the starting salary for officers to £19,000. Is this:-
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